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I check bags because of you
My dop kit cries. Its lonely.
Nineteen hijackers, combine liquids, go boom.
Wife uses my entire freedom baggie.
Effective lobbying subsidizes Ziploc corporate profits.
But red wine is my medicine!
Buy liquids when you get there.
Bring Bag; Quart Only; Six Ounce
TSA starts news business: dehydrated water
Dont confiscate my 4 ounce deodorant.
Global War on Toiletries turns two
Goofy Policy Subsidizes Jetway Businesses
One Bad Apple Spoils Whole Bunch
Liquid Ban, Luggage Fees, Revenue Solution
Ziploc Property: TSA Naked Pix?
Bottled water is not a crime.
America: Land of the thirsty traveler.
But frozen water is a solid!
Liquids banned, terrorists win. Liberty weeps.
Freedom dies, three ounces each time.
Oh, is water a liquid too?
Ironically, wet blankets enforce liquids ban.
But my baby needs her milk
Thirsty? go elsewhere. Well Take it.
Checked birthday bottles seized, officers party.
Balloon fits in rectum. Salmanazar doesnt.
Duty-free bottles confiscated on connecting flights.
Mascara? Not so fast, my dear!
Springtime in Vermont. Syrup stained Uggs.
soak passengers on bottled water price
Who needs water to live, anyway?
George Orwell was right. Drink up.
Dehydrated water still permitted on aircraft.
What next? Swimsuits only, no luggage.
Aircraft deicing fluid works just fine.
Liquids are banned? To the sink!
No more stealing tiny hotel shampoos.
Liquid Ban Dumber Than Paris Hilton
Zip-loc Accused Of Conspiring with TSA
4 ounces doesnt make planes explode.
My bladder can carry 15 ounces.
I should have bought Ziploc stock.
Surrender 3.7 ounces of freedom weekly.
TSA cant convert ounces to milileters.
My deodorant is clear solid, idiot.
TSA and Zip-loc Piss Off Al Gore
empty seats and empty economy
They have got to be kidding!
Half-empty 6oz bottle still SOL!
Sorry baby, youll have to wait.
Working security since fired from McDonalds.
Pardon my odor, no perfume allowed.
TSA toiletry terrorists took two tubes.
Yikes! Forgot Baggie! Favorite Cologne GONE!
Sheesh! Stop showing my baggie around!
2 Years, 3 Ounces, Million headaches.
Restroom water never tasted so good.
Bombs dont kill, large liquids do
Liquid safety provided by small minds
Big gulps are big dangers
Focus on pointless liquid inconvenience
TSA: Keeping Safe By Keeping Dry
Iraq has WMDs, and water kills
Im 75% water. Am I next?
TSA: Water sucks. It really, really sucks.
increased revenue; buy liquids in terminals
TSA Lady loves my expensive hairspray.
The maid tossed my Ziploc bag.
I chugged red wine in line!
Baby bottle battle! Splash hits TSA!
TSA Training: Three-One-One=Five
Three-One-One! Airport Profits Fly!
Thanks for allowing my knife onboard!
Offered: water bottle and first born
TSA: Because loose liquids sink airships.
Suck it up before you fly!
Tolerant travelers hope for safe skies.
No makeup..perfume..or.hairspray? UnAmerican!
Syringe is to refill my bottles!
Hypoallergenic TSA takes perfume away. YAY!
Bar soap = shampoo, bodywash, shaving cream
its not a bomb; only vodka
This security theater doesnt protect us!
The TSA is out of control.
What about all the shipping containers?
All together, refuse to remove shoes!
What happened to the Fourth Amendment?
Who benefits? Just follow the money!
Todays TSA, making driving fun again.
You cant make bombs with toothpaste.
Toothpaste, water, and gel.. oh my!
Bottled water prices skyrocket, wonder why?
May I see your papers please!?!?
TSA really means Thousands Standing Around.
Whats next? Full body X-Ray? Oh
Dont pack Chanel, lest TSA swindle.
I drink. I fly. I cry.
Wish b***ards had used liter bottles!
Beware liquids, three ounces or more.
Is my toothpaste considered a liquid?
Liquid: that which may go boom
To check or not to check.
Liquids: lacking a definition since 2006.
Dont whine. Let us carry wine.
Person in front: read the sign.
Avoid TSA hasslestry flying dry.
Got Milk? not anymore. were TSA.
The Frogs stole my toothpaste.
My frustration is over three ounces!
How do you zip a Ziploc?
How do you bottle up perspiration?
But it looks like baby formula!
TSA: helping camels fly since 2006.
drink it. dump it. check it.
$300 ticket = ripoff. $5 water = priceless.
no liquids makes a flier cranky.
no liquids equals a cranky flier.
liquid bans equal a cranky flier.
liquid bans make a flier cranky.
patriots double bag it for safety.
TSA wants your unopened bottled water
D.A.R.E. to give TSA your water
ziplock bags make me a patriot
Toss church key or Purgatory line.
contesttheres only dry humour in abstinence
Waters a buck, thanks USAirways.
Grandmas rum cake recipe for sale
Summer flight: winter sweaters shelter wine
No waterwater for one dollar!
Kip Hawley is a fucking idiot.
Two years later, water still dangerous
Still no respite for parched travelers
Travelers start labeling water prescription medication
Travelers start labeling booze prescription medication
Travelers label vodka as breast milk
Security has dry sense of humor.
Security cries wolf - liquids, aerosols, gels
People are 80% water - 80% banned?
Liquids rules - Osama laughing at us.
TSA seizes Toothpaste, Soda, and Aftershave.
My freedom baggie keeps me safe?
Big bin of confiscated itemsha!
Take my toiletriesand my freedom!
TSA perpetuates fear; Osama is jealous.
The Fourth Amendment is for pussies.
Illegal search and seizure? Fing TSA.
My bra is my toiletry bag
U.S.A. TSA MEANS TAKES STUFF AWAY!
Terrorists scare me less than TSA.
Total scam invented by Hudson News.
Three ounces never seemed so small.
Hydration was once an easier proposition.
Liberty no longer allows liquid access.
Today its liquid, tomorrow its clothes.
Today we drink, tomorrow we fly.
Water prices at gate: a bitch.
Pour me out, throw me away
3 Ounces, 1 Quart,1 Bag
Why are travel toiletries 3+ Ounces?
Today, 3 ounces. Tomorrow, its you!
Old bag(gie) takes on new meaning.
Ice? Yogurt? Pudding? Applesauce? New world!
Ziploc stock triples over two years!
Once upon a time, passengers bagged it
Will anyone give him/her a Ziploc?
TSA means Try to Snuff All
TSA means Try to Stuff All
TSA means Try to Stress All
TSA: A Drier Way to Fly Today
TSA: Try, Suppose the worst, Alienate all.
Love means traveling without any liquids.
Desert conditions, bad hair= safe flight!
Why would you THINK thats okay?
Havent you traveled in two years?
Have you ever traveled with baggies before?
Dont you understand about potential terrorists?
This is what your government wants.
This is what your government requires.
Im just doing my job, okay?
Go over there and empty your bag.
Cant you read? Dont you understand?
You just bought this wine? So?
Youre really holding up the line.
I dont care how much it cost.
No, I can not make an exception.
No, that bottle does not look empty.
Go to the end of the line.
Go check itor toss it.
3 is the magic number today!
That doesnt look like 3 ounces.
Your prescription? Did you write this?
This is mouthwash? Its not green!
Who told you mascara was OK?
Why didnt you bring a baggie along?
Its not meits the law.
Incompetent slackers in white, long delays
No liquids on planes? How Kafkaesque
I got your liquid, right HERE.
TSA sucks big green donkey dicks!
Ziplock Industry Goverment Support by TSA!
Give me freedom, give me water.
Soggy stuff crammed together no bomb
Lining underpants with shampoo since 2006.
No breastmilk unless you have boobs.
Water is for crashing, not flying.
Celebrating 100,000,000 bottles abandoned at security.
Liquids equal terror? In what stratosphere?
Lady Liberty weeps 3 ounce tears.
No more secure, but much thirstier.
Heck of a job, Kip Hawley.
9-11 changed everything; toothpaste now dangerous.
Fear will keep populace in check.
Boo! Terrorists will kill with liquids!
Oh how I hate the TSA.
Security theater less entertaining than vaudeville.
Magicians use misdirection. So does TSA.
Hero TSO confiscated water, saved plane.
Patrick Henry wouldnt stand for this.
flying=sad, airline=bad, wine-good
Do you want to fly today?
I left my wine in SF.
No more wine? I won't whine.
Gallon Ziploc, angry agent, go shopping
TSA bans hydration! This prevents obliteration?
My Bladder is Carrying 12oz On
Curly hair needs product. Flying = Frizz.
seuliment humide reves passe ce point!
solo sogni bagnati passato questo punto!
solo suenos humedos passado este punto!
Whats nextmy spit? ENOUGH ALREADY!!
That ugly rash? Used hotel shampoo.
Fly thirsty. No liquids. Safe yet?
You can have my water when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
Saving airlines money by reducing flushes.
Three-three-one is so silly.
Did we declare war on moisture?
No Zin but a stick pin?
The rules apply to you, too.
42 3oz bottles make a gallon
Liquid policy complaint? Added to watchlist!
Death before Dehydration!
TSA - No Apologies, No Refunds, Ever!
Next Stop Guantanamo!
Barcodes on Foreheads next, any questions?
Note to TSA: Terrorists dont drink.
Help Stamp Out Civil Rights-TSA
And I want to fly because??
Laphroaig 30, security, no checked bags
Ridiculous rule, Libations Prohibited, Universe Ending!!
Clear Sucks, Cheney Halliburton make money!
Gestapo thieves your wine and gel
long lines bare feet American Gestapo!
Gun smugglers to Puerto Rico TSA
jewelry thieves employed by the TSA
scum at the airport TSA jackboots
betcha George dont fly with TSA
Merlot Impounded. California Screaming! Screeners Imbibing?
lip gloss is not a threat.
two years later, were still thirsty
bottla red, bottla white,none onflight.
spill drip pour.bottle no more.
TSA, driving airport revenue since 2006
Lousy. Late. Lost Luggage. Leaking Liquids.
TSAngel has extra baggie, vodka safe!
Baby busted! No more tears feared!
Boozer Busted. Buckaroos bag bottled beer.
(T)housands (S)tanding (A)round, drinking my booze!
Self loading cargo! No liquids! Fun!!!!!!
Alcohol Stealing Terrorists(TSA Backwards)
Who needs Prohibition ? We Have TSA.
Never fear - were dry and safe!
War on terror leaves me parched.
More Peace More Love Drink Wine!
It was a gift from Mom.
I promise I wont tell anyone.
Here, take my only child instead.
is for medicinal purposes only.
Its a present for Grandma Nana
Drink, partythan get on line.
Whos in charge of the take-a-ways?
Grandmas sick. Only this will help.
Ill drink if before take off.
This isnt what it looks like.
TSA made new term: Dry Country
Sealed bottle illegal before Security? Dumb!
Invest in rail travel. Its faster.
Hair gel MAKES the bombshell!
Parched tongue woe- no H2O.
Its not heavy,Its my Whisky.
No shoes, no shampoo, NO SERVICE!
Oh No, Liquids! Cavity Check!
No, Sorry. This is 3.1 Ounces
Smashing success Big mess Avoided arrest
Baggie taken Was mistaken Not quart-sized!
Blasted TSA! My Chateau Lafite- TRASHED!
I miss only removing my shoes
TSA stands for Terrorist snickering abounds
Sadly, drinking and flying dont mix.
Need more shampoo in hotel sizes.
Just how much is three ounces?
Big profits for airport water vendors.
I call it Transportation Stultifying (mis-)Administration.
Liquids lost, bottles tossed, feelin bossed.
OK, Ill just drink it here.
Hey, Flight Junkie. Thats seven words.
311 rule? Terrorists aftermath creates delays.
Ironically being soaked by the TSA.
Bye bye sealed, uneaten yogurt. Why??
Buy again after security. Higher price.
TSA drinks, eats on my dime.
Cant drink in front of TSA. Why??
World traveler done flying. Thanks TSA!!
Weary. Long lines. Late. TSA scoffs.
Picnic knife tours world until USA.
Cleverly being soaked by the TSA
The TSA retirement plan raises questions.
TSA sez: Feel thirsty? Try Greyhound!
In cahoots with gift shops? Probably
Water purchased inside is much safer.
Keep buying tiny tubes of toothpaste.
Razor, no problem. Shaving cream dangerous!
What about liquids inside my body?
Cant fit fake boobs in baggie.
Three One One Is Really Dumb
Thousands Standing Around Make Stupid Rules
Grandma Cried TSA Took My Fixodent!
TSA Wont Cry Over Spilled Milk
OH My Can't Fly So DRY
No Free Drink In This Clink
Boors Airborne Withouout Drink or Succor
Checking your liquids means no baggie.
I can buy It can fly
Liquids In Quarts Unless In Diapers
Duty free? Glug glug. Im drunk.
If not dry, It wont fly
Shampoo? Mouthwash? Facecream? America.beautiful? NYET!
You werent actually thirsty, were you?
Waterboarding banned for terrorists and passengers
Got milK? Not on my flight
Lose weight with TSAs Liquid Diet
Enslave no more! Free our liquids!
Liquids should be shared, not imprisoned.
Stop wasting plastic by captivating liquids.
Ban more liquids, buy Ziploc stock!
Freedom is slavery. Ban more liquids.
Who needs water on a flight?
Baggies - helping to miniaturize our world.
Shouldnt three ounces really be enough?
Because small is the new big.
If at first you dont exceed.
Water, water, everywhere? Nope. Sorry, Coleridge.
make my rumcake, a double, please
no bottles make me dull boy
no bottle no fly choo choo
where will my genie get dressed
Get high on 3oz or less
Flying: Where 3oz gets you high
Where the glass is half empty
My cup runneth over no more
Fabulous liquid cornucopia for airport employees
Bottlewise and Gladbags Business Plan: TSA
Per TSA video, Boston allows liquids!
Two by two, hands of blue
Stealing Bottles from Babies since 2006.
USA: We are a Dry Country.
TSA: Wait, Prohibition has been repealed?
TSA = Totally Subjective Administration
Forgotten in carryon = no ziplock needed
Half empty Bottle(wise) is still full
For sale: Recovered toiletries. Make offer.
Three total tolerated, toothpaste too treacherous!
Stop at two! Just for you!
Id love to help, but I cant.
Dont you read papers or websites?
You really wont like my answer.
I cant help you at all.
You need to go to the counter.
Listen! Move! Go back over there!
Honey, they think you are a terrorist.
Why take anything on with you?
Special from (Columbus/Cincy/Chicago/add a one word)? It dont fly.
No Pert, no goos, fo service
Hell no to no hair gel
Friends dont let friends carry liquids.
Ha! Two jiggers per three-ounce bottle.
No big bottles to carry around.
Poke hole let liquid out.
2 years - long time between drinks.
2 years sober. Thanks airport security.
Big liquids make TSA feel insecure.
This is too ridiculous to comment
Parched. Putrid. Petrified. Secure my freedoms.
Bad hair day in the making
Bob Marleys No liquid, no cry
Mo money for near-gate merchants
1 bag, 3 ounces, my ass
1 bag, 3 ounces, my foot
Bag it, check it, or garbage
Anti-Fins: no Liquid by The Rasmus
Solids and Gas: Cool, Liquid: Not
No bourbon, no scotch, no beer
Mini-me loves the TSA!
Laws that can change your life
2020 Headline: What were they thinking?
Water wasted; plastic dumps; landfill crisis
Airport bins; American excess; Earths wasteland
Water: mankinds most precious commodity wasted
Confiscated toiletries; ugly passengers; smelly aircraft
Future generations curse: water shortage worldwide
Boycott airport retailers; laws change quickly
Our legacy: they just didnt care
effective security theater requires inane subjectivity
Take the Chertoff my back, too.
Taking a sip isnt enough anymore
To Stupid to Argue about it
137 passingers 137 3oz bottles hmmmmmmm
Everyone so thirsty right before checkpoints.
Emptying water bottles with no shoes.
three ounces or one hundred milliliters?
inconsistent rules, bah! the clueless rules.
No makeup, no meds, no hygiene!
They didnt even ask about them.
Ban liquid, bag charges, security, extortion?
Just announced$15 plastic baggy charge.
Dont whine over wine. Use BottleWise.
Uncle Sam wants my LIP GLOSS???
Helping preserve the earth's water resources.
Three ounce limit equal gallons inconvenience!
Waste the BIG, save the LITTLE.
Common sense not available three ounces!
Needed: One ounce of common sense!
Hey - those are gel-filled bra staps!
Three course meals okay. Water? Nope!
Stow it, chug it or lose it
Stow and stash, instead of trash
Liquids-free, high altitude equals cranky attitude.
Liquids-free at high altitude=cranky attitude.
Flying wine-less makes cranky fliers whiny.
Why whine? Pack wine. Fly wisely.
Why whine? Pack wine. Fly happy.
Fly secure: Pack liquids and wine.
Fly secure: Pack liquids alongside wine.
Fly secure: Pack liquids and bottles.
Fly secure: Pack liquids alongside bottles.
Pack your liquids alongside your wine.
Pack your liquids alongside your bottles.
Dont carry on! Relax. Pack bottles.
Dont whine. Get wise. Check bottles.
Dont whine. Get wise. Check wine.
Sad but true, small size wins.
Scope they seize while overlooking weaponry.
Simple minds. Simple plan. No assurance.
and I still feel no safer.
The mini-travel container industry is booming!
The mini-travel container industry is hot!
Taking the f out of flying
Damn! cant carry my booze anymore
First my shoes, now my booze.
I'm made up of 75% water!
Can't we all just get along?
Mix 6 x 3 ounces go boom!
Mix contents of baggie, go boom!
Elixir of life, Wine is fantastic, Drink some today
TSA security theater begets no safety.
TSA security lie, liquid ban bogus.
Klepticans killed Constitution; nobody cared, cried
No fly till TSA no more
Water on Mars, not on plane.
Sack the liquids for my safety.
TSA conveniently forcing organization on toiletries
It's no big deal to comply
Small plastic bottles inside plastic bag
Limited Liquids cause citizen complaints
TSA Rules: Neither Transportation Nor Safety
TSA Winning War 3.7oz by 3.7oz
TSA: Winning War liquid by liquid
Ziploc must write regs, TSA lapdog
TSA: Poor thinking beats good logic (everytime)
Liquid? No! Well maybe three ounces...
Creating false security through stupid rules
The TSA: We're right, you're wrong.
Useless rules, no likey, no flyey
Trust uncle Kip for plane safety
Polluting the Earth, bag by bag
Breastmilk tossed + hungry baby = terrorists win
Ice is a solid, you dumbass.
TSA: Rules on the fly, suckers
TSA, 1 2 3
Now I steal more hotel swag.
I feel SO much safer now!
I came, I three-ounced, I denounced
Medication baggie? No HIPAA Compliance here!
Cranky fliers mean the terrorists win.
Don't be cranky else terrorists win.
Terrorists lose when fliers fly happy.
Fly happy and the terrorists lose.
Empty overhead bins equals more room!
Empty overhead bins now storing passengers.
My colostomy bag has never recovered
A new source for liquidity: TSA
Hand check please? Now running late.
Kindergarten redux: who can follow directions?
Fascists have nothing better to do?
Don't bogart that water my friend.
Don't bogart that wine my friend.
Don't bogart that deodorant my friend!
No Water. No Pepsi. Know peace?
Expensive. Inconvenient. False sense of security.
Got Glad stock? I got smart.
Got Glad Stock? I got rich.
Three ounce Everclear gets me drunk
Half-empty 6oz bottle still SOL!